betterdeadthancoward:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

The Office in real life

Full post!

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Pretty

Pretty

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I’d like to swim in a house pool ^_^

I’d like to swim in a house pool ^_^

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Cute!

Cute!

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Envy

lzlabs:

Her jealousy ate through steel shields,
teeth made of diamonds
saliva laced with acid,
gnawing through hope
eroding joy
entombed in her own war
with man-made weapons
set to self-destruct…

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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

So much this…

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foxylittlepirate:

schleonard:

thelittleheathens:

schleonard:

pumpumschlanger:

schleonard:

At the ripe old age of 24 my bubble game is right on point.

Everything about this makes me smile

Bubbles make me smile.

Bath time fun approved.

Like seriously what even.

Cutest post!

This is the best, seriously

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Sexy as hell

Sexy as hell

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

The last comment

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THIS LOOKS LIKE GARLIC PARMESAN FRIES, OMG THOSE ARE THE GREATEST FRIES EVER!!! YES, I NEEDED TO YELL THIS.

THIS LOOKS LIKE GARLIC PARMESAN FRIES, OMG THOSE ARE THE GREATEST FRIES EVER!!! YES, I NEEDED TO YELL THIS.

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